How Devious
You are a 22 year old girl who lives in a tiny apartment in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, with your MOIRAIL/MANBROLUSUS. Your name is not something you care for, and therefore prefer others to make a name for you, though “BEE” is an acceptable alternative. You like many things including VIDEO GAMES, NERDFIGHTERIA, and BOOKS.


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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 46,947 notes

dorkly:

redesignrevolution:

Harry Potter Finds Out That Life After Hogwarts Looks Bleak

Ten points to HappyPlace House!

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 5,343 notes
3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 78,227 notes
3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 45,384 notes

hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 7,462 notes

sizvideos:

Video

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 123,142 notes

ofstrider:

*thinks of cute person* *smushes face into pillow* *melts*

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 80,856 notes
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

leeeeeeeesh:

horror-chata:

um, GOALS tho

Life goals or wife goals?
I cannot decide

The girl behind here is like “damn Tarzan I’m just here to do some pole dancing not swingin tree to tree!”

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

leeeeeeeesh:

horror-chata:

um, GOALS tho

Life goals or wife goals?

I cannot decide

The girl behind here is like “damn Tarzan I’m just here to do some pole dancing not swingin tree to tree!”

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 182,087 notes

michaelsgavin:

make me choose meme » cute mavin moments or funny mavin moments; asked by anon

"So I was like, you know, I’ll buy the diamond and the creeper and it will be really stupid and, like, Gavin and I—when we team up—we’ll be called Team Nice Dynamite and that would be our thing.”
1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1,250 notes

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 18,923 notes