How Devious
You are a 22 year old girl who lives in a tiny apartment in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, with your MOIRAIL/MANBROLUSUS. Your name is not something you care for, and therefore prefer others to make a name for you, though “BEE” is an acceptable alternative. You like many things including VIDEO GAMES, NERDFIGHTERIA, and BOOKS.


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enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 43,081 notes
staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 177,414 notes

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 106,910 notes

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 37,421 notes
lexliftlove:

ree-lifts:

Really?

Shit like this makes me SO mad. Guys are quick to say they like “natural” girls and then they act like girls are so sneaky and deceiving wearing makeup. Shut up. Just shut up. GIrls do not live to please you. If she wants to look done up for you how is that a bad thing? Also, please note her wedding ring in the top picture, because clearly she married a MAN that accepts her natural beauty. Bet the little boy that made this post is a lonely fucker. AND applause for that makeup application because it is ON POINT.

lexliftlove:

ree-lifts:

Really?

Shit like this makes me SO mad. Guys are quick to say they like “natural” girls and then they act like girls are so sneaky and deceiving wearing makeup. Shut up. Just shut up. GIrls do not live to please you. If she wants to look done up for you how is that a bad thing? Also, please note her wedding ring in the top picture, because clearly she married a MAN that accepts her natural beauty. Bet the little boy that made this post is a lonely fucker. AND applause for that makeup application because it is ON POINT.

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 2,168 notes
nicholaskole:

So….I went to King Richard’s Faire, and…

nicholaskole:

So….I went to King Richard’s Faire, and…

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 149 notes

Gavin “Light On His Feet” Free vs. Ryan “Charge Like a Bull” Haywood

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 13,271 notes
definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

definitelynotawalrus:

So there was this one time when I proposed to Michael and I don’t think that Lindsay was very happy about that.

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 16,641 notes

meridian-of-misery:

THIS IS A REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON WOW I LOVE THIS MOVIE

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 32,859 notes
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 51,521 notes