Imagine you’re running late to an appointment and about to run out of gas.
You pull up to the closest AMPM gas station.
All pumps are taken, so you wait behind this one car, whose owner seems to be taking his sweet-ass time.
Naturally you get annoyed, so you step out of your car to tell said owner to hurry the fuck up.
But then you stop in your tracks because you see it’s this creature.
What would you do?
WHY why is there a Gif of RDJ getting gas? and why is it so attractive?
He’s staring at it like “What is this shit? I could make something way better, way easier, and way more attractive. Actually, you guys just sit the fuck back—I got this. I’m going to build it right here.” Because everyone knows RDJ is Tony Stark.
You are a 21 year old girl who lives in a tiny apartment in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, with your MOIRAIL/MANBROLUSUS. Your name is not something you care for, and therefore prefer others to make a name for you, though “BEE” is an acceptable alternative. You like many things including VIDEO GAMES, NERDFIGHTERIA, and BOOKS. You have a strong, obsessive attraction to BRO STRIDER.