“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting fucking missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]
He is such a cute pie. Lmao. Poor Cap. Always obligated to take the stairs.
You are a 21 year old girl who lives in a tiny apartment in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, with your MOIRAIL/MANBROLUSUS. Your name is not something you care for, and therefore prefer others to make a name for you, though “BEE” is an acceptable alternative. You like many things including VIDEO GAMES, NERDFIGHTERIA, and BOOKS. You have a strong, obsessive attraction to BRO STRIDER.